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A SQL database contains a bunch of tables

sales:

| client | item |
|——-|——–|
| x | x |
| x | x |
| x | x |

clients:

| id | name |
|——-|——–|
| x | x |
| x | x |
| x | x |

cats:

| owner | name |
|——-|——–|
| x | x |
| x | x |
| x | x |

Every SELECT query takes data from those tables and outputs table of results.

cats:

| owner | name |
|——-|————|
| 1 | daisy |
| 1 | dragonsnap |
| 3 | buttercup |
| 4 | rose |

query:

SELECT *
FROM cats
WHERE owner = 1

query output

owner name
1 daisy
1 dragonsnap

A few basic facts to start out:

  • SELECT queries have to be written in the order:
    SELECT ... FROM ... WHERE ... GROUP BY ... HAVING ... ORDER BY ... LIMIT
  • SQL isn’t case sensitive: select * from table is fine too.

This zine will use ALL CAPS for SQL keywords like FROM.

smiling stick figure with curly hair: there are other kinds of queries like INSERT/ UPDATE / DELETE but this zine is just about SELECT

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