A grid of boxes, like a bingo card, with the following text in them:

• WTF is detached HEAD state
• just use magit
• subversion was so much worse
• rewriting history is bad
• I just do not care how git works
• I hate git
• git is a directed acyclic graph
• I only know 5 commands
• just spend 15 minutes learning git’s internals
• content addressed storage
• git’s design is so elegant
• you have to understand the linux kernel dev workflow
• a branch is just a pointer to a commit
• something about “porcelain”
• subversion was better
• I’ve used git for 10 years and I have no idea how it works
• mercurial is better
• git is not github
• the CLI is badly designed
• merge sucks, only use rebase
• something about Linus Torvalds
• commits are immutable snapshots
• you should just read Pro Git
• rebase sucks, only use merge
• I just delete my git repo if I mess it up